Night shift, heavy pockets
Fat Stacks
Cash counted nightly
He counts until the skyline runs out of windows.
House Rules
The room runs on simple arithmetic: arrive round, leave richer, keep the lucky cat facing the register.
- Ticker
- $STACKS, printed large and handled carefully.
- Shift
- Sunset until every loose bill finds a pile.
- Uniform
- Orange fur, red collar, no sleeves required.
- Assistant
- One waving cat, promoted for consistent morale.
- Inventory
- Green notes, tied sacks, one stubborn floor bill.
- Policy
- Count twice. Smile once. Guard the chair.
Closing Procedure
Profit does not sleep. It merely changes chairs.
- Clock In
The sun drops behind the towers; the first bundle lands.
- Sort Green
Large bills left, larger bills closer.
- Feed Sacks
Every bag gets enough to sit upright.
- Check Cat
One raised paw means the count continues.
- Leave One
A single note stays out for tomorrow's opening balance.
Count finished. Chair still occupied.